We extend the warmest welcome as you arrive on our convivial island, whether by choice, accident, or invitation you don’t remember accepting.

Please familiarise yourself with the following:

• Curfew is at dusk.

• Do not feed the lighthouse keeper.

• Get your iron nails ready, and fill your pockets with salt. The full protection charm collection exists for a reason.

• Leave offerings out to the creatures of the land. Especially the ones in the bogland. It is a hungry creature. It might just leave you alone.

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